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SECRET SANTAS FOR THE BANKERS by find-me-a-gift

SECRET SANTAS FOR THE BANKERS

Buying Secret Santa gifts can be hard wherever you work, but if you work in the finance industry, it's most likely to be even harder. What do you buy for a banker who receives enormous bonuses at the cost of the public? Your pathetic Secret Santa gifts will look ridiculous next to his Rolex collection and his gold-plated toilet seat! With the Duke Of York defending bankers' bonuses claiming they're "minute" in the scheme of things, Find Me A Gift have put together a list of ideal Secret Santa gifts for the greedy bankers.

The best gift for a greedy banker has to be the Cure For Uncontrolled Spending! This herbal remedy is designed to help reduce the urge to spend thousands and thousands of pounds on unnecessary purchases. It doesn't state that it will help stop the spending addict from spending other people's money but here's hoping that the bankers leave off employing members of their own family or claiming expenses for light bulbs and adult movies!
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With their spending controlled, the bankers will have to find other ways to use the huge bonuses they receive! We've all heard the saying 'Money to Burn' so what better way is there to make use of their cash than with the Money To Burn Fire Lighters? These novelty firelighters look just like a roll of 50 notes but they're made from paper and slow burning wax. There are six firelighters in a pack so you definitely get your money's worth! The perfect Christmas gifts for greedy bankers, the Money To Burn Firelighters will keep their six bed roomed mansion nice and toasty while the rest of us suffer and shiver from rising heating bills!

If they've still got stacks of notes falling out of every orifice then you'll need to find another secret santa gift to help them with their dilemma. If they're sitting on a gold mine, then why not treat them to the 50 Million Pound Toilet Roll? This novelty toilet roll has fake 50 million pound notes as sheets of toilet paper! It features a nice handsome picture of Gordon Brown instead of Her Majesty and has 'Bank of Recession' printed at the top of the note. Now they can literally wipe their backsides on taxpayers' cash and mock Gordon Brown while they do it! A great gift for putting a smile on anyone's face!
So now you've treated and taunted the greedy bankers with a few sarcastic Secret Santa gifts, you probably doubt your trust in high street banks. Are your savings really safe in such a greed driven environment? Put your worries and your cash safely to bed with the Money Bank Mattress. Quite literally the safest bank in the world, this miniature mattress money bank has a little slit at the front so you can safely stash your cash. It even features button studs and a miniature pillow! There was a time when the older generation were deemed crazy to keep all their cash stuffed in savings tins, mattresses and boxes under their beds. Now it would seem that they're the only safe places to keep your money!
http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/christmas-gifts/unusual-christmas-presents-ideas.asp

So if you're looking for some comical yet topical Christmas gifts this year, look no further than Find Me A Gift!

The credit crunch is hitting businesses across the country and people are seeking alternative stores to save money and get a bargain. Find Me a Gift offer everything online without the need for people to spend money on petrol, parking and inflated prices. With special offers and free shipping on orders over 100 (UK only) this online store has everything from cheap novelty items to luxury experiences. Find Me a Gift is one of the UK's leading online gift retailers (ranked in the Top 10 of Hitwise). Established in June 2000, the company specialises in a wide range of gadgets, experiences, toys and personalised gifts with worldwide delivery and year round sales.

Regards
Jessie Jones
Find Me A Gift

Because giving feels good......

Jessie Jones joined Find Me A Gift in May 2008 and has been writing fabulous articles for us ever since!

Article Source: http://www.earticlesonline.com/Article/SECRET-SANTAS-FOR-THE-BANKERS/668793

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